
Writing
Psych. Like I'm gonna publish all my scripts on my website! That'd be a perfect way to get ripped off!
Let’s just say, I have a ton of scripts – television series, feature-films, spec scripts and comedy sketches.
Here are some reviews I've received, so you know who you're dealing with:
“Who let you into my office?” – Washington Post
“We're not looking to produce anything good right now. Grant application denied.” –Canada
“The part where the talking llama ate a bunch of bees and then somehow started flying didn’t make a lot of sense to me. It started off as a WW2 drama.” – New York Times
“Was the 15 page sex scene really necessary? It didn’t really fit with the whole Pixar vibe he seemed to be going for.” - Seattle Tribune
“I liked the sum of its parts, but not the whole…” – Aristotle
“It was too dark and depressing for my liking.” – Dostoyevsky
“Grruurf!! Garbargle!!” – Lock Ness Monster
If you'd like to read a script, contact me here.